dwight howard declared too good for just one team
Dwight Howard Declared Too Good For Just One Team

February 28, 2012 - Dwight Howard won't be making anymore appearances in Orlando after being the first player in NBA history to sign with two teams. "I can't believe it's really happening," said Howard. "I'm going coast to coast." Howard is excited about being a part of the eastern and western conference.

When asked by reporters how this was going to be possible Howard responded, "I'm superman. No, really, you think I'm kidding, but I'm really Superman." Howard said that all this time the world thought Superman was a white guy, but it's time the world knew the truth.

When the Celtics and Lakers face off Dwight will play against himself. "I believe I'm my own worst enemy, so I believe it's only fair I play against myself," Howard said. When NBA Comissioner was asked about the double signing he said, "I believe he is indeed the real Superman, enough said."